09 November, 2008

Oh man, what the hell is wrong with me, I have been such an irresponsible blogger because I have not updated for such a long time... I can't believe it.

But no matter. I am updating again, am I not? Its 12.30 AM now. Wow, so late. And I am still here blogging. Argh.

These days been playing nothing but GTA SA and Warriors Orochi. Wee, so fun.

Time for me to talk about HAIR.

I lost my glorious sideburns. Damn... How can I be a gentleman now that I no longer have thick sideburns? I understand the need to keep my hair short and tidy, such as -

1) NO LONG FRINGE. The moment the fringe comes close to touching your eyebrow, its WAY TOO LONG. Get it cut at no delay.

2) YOUR HAIR MUST NOT TOUCH YOUR EARS! You have a serious case of excessively long hair if your hair goes to the extent of touching your ears. Again, visit your nearest barber or hair salon or cut it yourself or whatever. Immediate action should be taken.

3) The hair on the back of your head CANNOT touch your collar. It is a sign that your hair is unacceptable, illegal trespassing hair that should not be permitted lest it be seen as an act of treachery and foolishness.

So, does your hair fulfil the 3 conditions? No? I guessed so, considering it is the holidays I'm sure there are many out there who are seizing the opportunity to grow long, beehive hair with the following -

1) FRINGES WHICH COVER THEIR ENTIRE FACE

2) HAIR WHICH SHROUDS THEIR EARS IN HAIRY MYSTERY

3) THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS EXTEND ALL THE WAY "INSIDE" THEIR COLLARS! OMG.

But, its the holidays, so go ahead and do whatever you want with your hair. Although I know better than to do such dishonourable things to your hair.

But my sideburns! My great sideburns which I think nobody could compare to in class... I've lost them. But in a few weeks I shall grow them back.

Our class has different people with different hair. Gywn is the master of goatees, as nobody in class can surpass his porpucine-like goatee. Kenneth has a moustache which is similar to a catfish and a waiter, which is what I am aiming for as well (though the growth is painfully slow)

So that is it for my post today.

Bye bye.

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