29 March, 2008

Alright, I haven't been posting for quite some time now. About time.



First off, I noticed some more international visitors to my blog, from the northern states of the US, as well as Norwegian visitors, and this Central Asian guy, I think it's probably Tajikistan, some Japanese guy, Indonesian guy and some Mauritus fellow. Wow, but still this cannot compare to Junhoe or Giam's blog in terms of diversity and sheer numbers. Their blog hits are astounding.



And Mr Tan reads my blog! Ok, I'm quite a responsible blogger, and my blog is free for everyone to view, including Mr Tan. (Is it Mr Lawrence Tan or Mr Tan Jit Huih? I think its TJH)



To Xiaohan - sorry, but I'm not going to change my URL which I have been using since June 2005 :D My blog is probably easy to remember because of your name, sorry. Never mind, I'm putting a poll here for my blog readers to help me decide whether I should change the name.



To zeke - yes it was a sucky presentation, don't blame me, I have poor presentation skills. But the entire powerpoint was done by me, with some minor edits by Hong Shing, Ngiap Seng and Ying Xun.



And regarding Hong Shing's comment that I hated Cao Shenmao, I do not! He waves hi to me in school, and I wave back. (Although the way he waves seems "wrong" and so does the way he says it) But anyway, I definitely do not hate him as a person and I only despise his academic prowess, which is quite invincible.

Anyway, let's see. Hmm. Yes, the sports night was postponed. Yay, we can stay back another day for sports night. And what a pity I did not see Chun Kiat running. I heard he was owned by the rest of the runners. Of course, Chun Kiat being the arrogant person he is, said that he lost because he "gave them chance" and "he slipped a little" and all sorts of excuses came out from him. Face it lah, you lost means you lost, there is no reason to feel humiliated unless you had been boasting that you were good. (Which shows that Chun Kiat was indeed boasting before that)

Alright, I may not post so often as I need to mug. Bye for now. Remember to vote at the poll on the side. Bye

13 March, 2008

I realise that if I delay my thoughts, my blog posts will be very bland, and procastination will lead to a drain of ideas.

So first off, I wish all the choir fellows a safe trip to Italy, enjoy your "competition" there. Hope Colin and Bryan Ching don't forget my request.

Well, this holiday is indeed screwed due to all the homework, I must admit that my homework is really making me very angry and frustrated.

I managed to get 33/50 for the Higher Chinese test. A good improvement indeed, compared to the other result where I got the last in class. I must strive to continue such good results.

I hate Level Of Response Marking Scheme. The guy who thought of it, well, I really want to take a hammer and smash his head or something. Stupid idiot. The previous marking scheme was so much better. I mean, all you needed to do was just memorise and regurgitate. The more you can remember, the more marks you get. But due to this fucking new scheme, you cannot really do that anymore. So screw it! Yay.

These days the weather has been very rainy. Which is perfect! Wonderful! Who does not like such weather, when it is dark and rainy and best of all, very cooling? The only downside is that it makes you feel like taking a nap. It blocks out the hot sun, it makes the whole of Singapore look like some dark city, like Pyongyang or something. Wonderful weather, I hope it continues like this for a long time. I just love the feeling that the dark sky gives me. Ah.

Let's all stop for a while and think - is it not amazing that we are already in March? The first day of secondary 3 is still ringing in my head. A quarter of your sec 3 life is gone. Meaning that you are getting ever-closer to the evil monstrosity of an exam, called the o levels. Try to imbue in your head that the o level is your friend, tell yourself that the o levels matters more than anything else. Nothing can be more important than it. And your studies may just improve!

I want to continue to take higher chinese. I don't understand why the have to make us go through the fucking o level normal chinese exam this year. Fuck that lah. And the thing is that the school will not allow you to take higher chinese should you not get an a1 or a2. This shows how selfish the school is, the only thing it is interested in is stellar results in Higher Chinese. This is not surprising, as the principal's pay depends on how well the school does. The principal would rather refuse a student the chance to study higher chinese. As a result the student cannot get two bonus points and as a result he may not be able to get into the JC of his choice and as a result his life would be ruined permanently. In Singapore if you do not have good results and graduate with some degree from university your life would be permanently ruined, as foreigners will overrun. Nobody cares about your character actually. The school's efforts to make you become "gentlemen" are simply a showcase, as everyone knows that such "values" are pretty useless. Only you can teach yourself the right moral values and the correct behavior. I see no point in the school trying to instil discipline, since discipline will be covered in NS :D nah joking.

Anyway speaking of Chinese there are many good reasons to master it, you are a chinese, your ancestors came from China. Another important reason is that China is communist!

And yeah I freaking hate Cao Shengmao's and Fu Gui's attitude. They may be masters of communism and may have memorised all of Mao Zedong's quotations, but their hypocritical attitude really pisses me off. They always try to speak English! They are trying to speak in English to everyone! Unlike Luo Haowen, who is a very nice guy and always uses Chinese to speak now, because he is not some hypocrite.

Enjoy your holiday homework people. And yeah, I found out that my blog is pretty bland as there are hardly any pictures and photos and videos, so I will upload some in the near future. Other people's blogs are filled with them. I should try that too. Yay.

01 March, 2008

Colin has boldly accused me of a Milo explosion that occured while I was not even in the same room, and he has said that he will not hesitate to put the blame on me if there are unsavoury consequences. Also, he has said that an incident like this puts the class at risk of being punished. Well, time to begin systematic rebuttal of all the accusations.

I was not in the classroom, yet I was blamed for a spectacular explosion which occured. How insane and crazy can an accusation get? This is a completely baseless and retarded bold lie, as the people from the north, east, south and even the west are blaming me for it. A "foreigner" James was the cause of it, he was not even from class 3-3. Had he not been so clumsy as to use his chair leg to penetrate the Milo, this would not have happened. I questioned him and he said that while adjusting his chair the chair leg fell on the Milo packet. Given his weight, obviously the Milo packet would burst. Actually, even if someone as skinny as "NiCCholas Haw" was to sit on the chair the same result would have occured. "James" should know better than to adjust his chair in such a clumsy manner. Also, the Milo packet was in MY BAG. The water bottle compartment in my bag. Now, it means that his chair leg also squashed my bag, my poor bag had to bear his weight crushing down on him. Luckily, it was alright. However, the worst-hit bag of all bags was definitely my bag, since the explosion happened RIGHT IN IT. Indeed, my bag still smells like Milo, very pleasant indeed, although I abhor it's "stickiness''. Speaking of the aftermath of the explosion, even people like Colin Cheng were affected. The Milo packet was in my bag, which was ON THE FLOOR, yet Bryan Ching, who was seated on a chair, was affected by the blast, which meant the Milo not only spread out horizontally, it also caused "Milo missiles" to be shot in all directions, which was the reason why Ching's uniform was dirtied. CS, "Yeung Kai", and "Elgyn" were also probably affected themselves, the reason why they criticized me for the Milo blast. Let's not forget "James", the reason why this whole thing happened. He was probably wet in the pants by Milo. In terms of bags, Brandon Yip's bag was the second most badly affected bag, after my bag, as it was directly next to it. However, the brunt of the Milo was shielded by my bag, so even though his bag was affected by Milo, it was minimal. "Elgyn" also claimed "he was affected".

In any case, everyone has said that I should be blamed fully for this for bringing the Milo in the first place, but I will only accept half the blame and the other half rests on "James". I refuse to be accused more than "James" and I will not say anymore. If anyone wants to punish me for a colony of ants, James will have to receive the same punishment. I say no more.

Anyway, speaking of getting the class punished, I remember 1-2 2006 and 2-2 2007's incidents. The worst incident was when the Supreme Principal His Excellency Mr Lee Hak Boon single-handledly caught the people playing soccer at the back of the class, staining the walls. Was I involved in it at all? I WAS NOT! And was that the most serious offence our class committed? YES IT WAS! While I do admit that I was probably the individual person who committed the most offences, it did not total to bringing the class to unsurpassed shame, which the class went through due to the soccer playing. (I am not saying that the soccer players are to be criticized. They helped make a memorable experience for the class. It is something we will remember for many years. Doing pumpings for lifetime memories is definitely worth it.)

So all the people who want to accuse me, think about my post. It will change your mind radically if you were to engage in ocean deep thought.

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