28 February, 2007

Yeah man, today's class performance was really screwed. I mean, yeah, I burned the CD for the performance by our class today, the song 'Stand by me'. But in the CD there was also Cai Shen Dao, which should have been sung by our class. Stand by me was horrible. I hid behind Ivan Ong while on the stage. Good thing he's tall. But Brandon and Daniel hid behind me. Si Hua would be good a good place to hide, if not for the fact that he was not tall enough.

Yo man, I'm damn pissed with myself. For English, my comprehension was screwed, 29/50, bloody fuck the personal response questions. But hey Formal Letter I got 21/30! Just one mark short of Ivan Ong's 22, the highest in class, and if I'm not wrong the whole level. Man, if my comprehension was better, I could have at least gotten an A2, not the lousy 67 B3 I have. Dammit. D&T got lots of shit to do. And LE Cuba project is almost completed, all by myself, without Leonard or Ching. I will finish it without them! Ha ha! I don't mind giving them equal credit as well. That's because I'm familiar with Cuba, I've been going to websites about it since P6. It's a Communist country! Together with China, North Korea, Vietnam, and Laos, they make up the remaining Communist countries in the world!

You know, years ago, people said that Japan would become USA's 51st province, because they were such close allies. But now, according to a Japanese politician, Japan may become a PROVINCE OF CHINA! The politician said that if the situation in Taiwan screws and China invades Taiwan (Possible in the next 20 years) and Taiwan becomes rightfully a territory of China, Japan might be next. Hooray! China will get back Japan! Japan is nothing but people from China, because Japan was uninhabited before Chinese immigrants arrived. And they're good copycats, ah ha ha ha.

The situation in the Korean peninsula has improved greatly since North Korea agreed to scrap its nuclear program. According to a Chinese official, economic co-operation may take place soon an a special economic zone along the China -N. Korea border may be set up.

25 February, 2007




A quarrel between some RI students and two ah bengs, I only had the mp3, so I made short clip out of it. This is the conversation -

Cat - Meow!

RI students - Ah ha ha ha ha!!! Ha ha ha!

Ah Beng 1 - Oi! Long 欠钱啊? Ba ta long kiu ah?

RI - What's your bloody problem? We don't want the cat to get to near us. (Ya lor!)

Ah Beng 1 - 那不爽就拿这个丢你lor!

RI - Fuck you lah you all got study moral education?

RI - At least we speak better English! Not like you... Chinese hooligans! Chao ah beng ah? Ah? Need us to lend you dictionary or not... find out the meaning of hooligan...

RI - And do you need me to spell out the word for you or not? H-O-O-L-I-G-A-N!

Ah Beng 2 - Eh 华人讲华语ok your school never teach you ah?

RI - Your parents give birth to bohemians like you ah?

RI - And they can't even discipline you!

RI - What fucking right do have to lecture us?

RI - Hmph! I wonder if you can even pass your N-levels... (Ya lor!)

RI - See? This is the kind of people the goverment spend millions on courtesy campaigns, and it all goes to waste!

Ah Beng 1 - Eh 你不要以为你讲英文我们不会啦! 我们也会的啦! Your bangla fuck your mother little pussy ah?

Ah Beng 2 - Eh fuck you lah son of a bitch!

Ah Beng 1 - Your mother say your dick like monkey ah?

RI - Your mother smelly armpit until Toa Payoh Lorong also can smell ok?

Ah Beng 1 - Your mother fuck the bangla in the bush ah?

RI - Chao ji bai!

Ah Beng 2 - Na bei ji bai!

21 February, 2007

Wah lao eh! The price of drinks at a few coffeeshops has increased during the CNY period! Argh!
起价了他妈的!

Teh C Beng $1.20 - $1.50
Teh O Beng $1.10 - $1.40
Kopi C Beng $1.10 - $1.40
Kopi O Beng $1.00 - $1.30

This change had better not be permanent AHHHH!!!! I cannot afford to pay for expensive drinks! I refuse to spend too much money on crap shit, and this price increase of 30 cents is ridiculous.

About time to invest in a good Broads (D) for 风水 purposes.

Ferdinand Mar told me that Mrs Lau, my form teacher from P5-P6, has transferred school, and she is no longer in Peiying Primary. I was thinking, really? I didn't know that. I checked out with a few other 6Bers and it turns out to be true. Ferd said that she transferred to Fernvale or Fairfield, schools I never heard of. Once I ask my sister who is still in the school I can confirm it. Man, thats bad, Peiying Primary School is losing good teachers. Now the school is screwed. Last year's PSLE was horrible and the highest score was rumoured to be only 262, it was so poor that Peiying did not even want to publish the score. Screwed, Peiying is, and with an incapable principal Ms Yip who is unlike Catholic High's great principal Lee Hak Boon, I can say Peiying will go downhill and only a change in principal and teachers will save it. And man, uniform design is becoming more and more screwed as well, the uniform now is so damn ugly. Why can't they just let it be instead of introducing horrible reforms?

Leonard was so good. During CNY he went to S. Korea for a short holiday and I asked him to help me get a souvenir from there, that was cheap. And yep, he got what I wanted. A KOREAN NEWSPAPER! Think about it, a newspaper from thousands of kilometres away! Yay! I don't understand it, of course, I should have specified I wanted Eng version, but hey, this is good enough.

Si Hua is still 'overseas' and my Science Project group has a manpower shortage.

What's up with so many shit projects?

First, there's the IT shit.
Second, there's the History shit.
Third, there's some Science stuff.
Fourth, there's the Project work.

I am happy with my IT and History group, they are people I can work with. I am not very good at working with Macs and bloody hell I have to use this minority computer system when I am forced to go to Nic Poh's house to do the project.

20 February, 2007

Yay sch tml.

16 February, 2007


Happy Chinese New Year! 祝大家新年快乐!

Today is Supreme Commander Kim Jong-il's BIRTHDAY! A time for celebration in North Korea indeed.

Citizens in the impoverished country have been given one extra month's worth of food rations to celebrate. At least this shows North Korea is not all bad. Also, those lucky enough to participate were supplied with free food, liquor, beer, and sweets.

The first thing that struck me when I came home was FUCKING HELL

My sister had brought her 2 BLOODY friends with her to my house, and I was FUCKING PISSED, I wanted to go home and get rest, but these 2 bitches screwed it up. I am posting this in my locked room to shut off those MOTHERFUCKERS. To make things worse they were fucking ugly, if there was some contest that involved all girls in the world these 2 assholes would come last. If there was an ugliness contest that involved all the girls in the world they would come in FIRST. Fucking hell I felt like gunning them down with an AK-47, and dispose them in the Kallang river. Or maybe use a scroll saw to saw em up. And as I am having wild imaginations they are making a din outside and I want to go out and shout ''FUCK OFF MY HOUSE!!!'' and whack them out with a chair or ram em out with my printer and ARGH!

Hey, amazing. I used so many F words. Please accept my sincere apologies for being so vulgar.

Shit tomorrow I am leaving Singapore like Si Hua and Colin and Andrew and I don't like where I'm going...

15 February, 2007

This is the Japanese surrender document. I want to give everyone the opportunity of knowing the surrender document!


INSTRUMENT OF SURRENDER OF JAPANESE FORCES UNDER
THE COMMAND OR CONTROL OF THE SUPREME COMMANDER,
JAPANESE EXPEDITIONARY FORCES, SOUTHERN REGIONS,
WITHIN THE OPERATIONAL THEATRE OF THE SUPREME
ALLIED COMMANDER, SOUTH EAST ASIA

1. In pursuance and in compliance with :

(a) the Instrument of Surrender signed by the Japanese plenipotentiaries by command and on behalf of the Emperor of Japan, the Japanese Government, and the Japanese Imperial General Headquarters at Tokyo on 2 September, 1945 ;

(b) General Order No. 1, promulgated at the same place and on the same date ;

(c) the Local Agreement made by the Supreme commander, Japanese Expeditionary Forces, Southern Regions, with the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia at Rangoon on 27 August, 1945 ;

to all of which Instrument of Surrender, General Order and Local Agreement this present Instrument is complementary and which it in no way supersedes, the Supreme Commander, Japanese Expeditionary Forces, Southern Regions (Field Marshal Count Terauchi) does hereby surrender unconditionally to the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia (Admiral The Lord Louis Mountbatten) himself and all Japanese sea, ground, air, and auxiliary forces under his command or control and within the operational theatre of the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia.

2. The Supreme Commander, Japanese Expeditionary Forces, Southern Regions, undertakes to ensure that all orders and instructions that may be issued from time to time by the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia, or by any of his subordinate Naval, Military, or Air Force commanders of whatever rank acting in his name, are scrupulously and promptly obeyed by all Japanese sea, ground, air, and auxiliary forces under the command or control of the Supreme Commander, Japanese Expeditionary Forces, Southern Regions, and within the operational theatre of the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia.

3. Any disobedience of, or delay or failure to comply with, orders or instructions issued by the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia, or issued on his behalf by any of his subordinate Naval, Military, or Air Force Commanders of whatever rank, and any action which the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia, or his subordinate Commanders, acting on his behalf, may determine to be detrimental to the Allied Powers, will be dealt with as the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia may decide.

4. This Instrument takes effect from the time and date of signing.

5. This Instrument is drawn up in the English language, which is the only authentic version. In any case of doubt as to intention or meaning, the decision of the Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia is final. It is the responsibility of the Supreme Commander, Japanese Expeditionary Forces, Southern Regions, to make such translation into Japanese as he may require.


Signed in Singapore at 0341 hours (G.M.T) on 12 September, 1945.


Count Terauchi
Supreme Commander
Japanese Expeditionary Forces,
Southern Regions


Louis Mountbatten
Supreme Allied Commander,
South East Asia



14 February, 2007

Yo! Wishing all a Happy Valentime's Day! And Valentime's day coincides with Total Defence Day!

I am damn worried about Higher Chinese! I MUST PASS, I CANNOT FAIL, I HOPE TO GET 30/50, but that would require lots of correct answers. I don't know.

And I am more optimistic about Maths, but full marks seems a bit too ambitious, or is it not? English formal letter should do pretty ok.

Hey! The photos of the trip will be posted, soon!

Rao's english was not exactly fantastic, the conversation between him and the ang moh teacher seemed quite funny. Rao admitted it himself, ''我知道我的英文很烂''.

11 February, 2007

Hey wow, my blog has a counter-blog. Yep, ihatexiaohan now has a rival. And that blog is http://queen-of-loves.blogspot.com/ and it is the blog of Xiao Han, the very reason for the name of my blog. And yeah, it won't change. My blog had ran into trouble with Xiao Han's parents during its early stages, and with ChunKat as well. And I foresee it will run into more trouble with time to come. But Xiao Han's blog is a baby blog, not like mine, I've had it since 2005.

Situation in Somalia and Iraq is bad. People are getting killed everyday. Yeah, these two places are the most anarchic places in the world.

Yo everyone, check out the cool new link at the bottom of my blog. Its the latest additon...it's Jian Lun! Doesn't he look cool? And he has me to thank for making such a cool link, ahahahaha!

I just went to the Woodlands Library, to look for more North Korean books to quench my thirst for them. And yeah, I borrowed 2 books on it. North Korea, why am I so interested in it? I don't know. Ever since the nuke test I think. And I even developed a liking for their propaganda music. And so, do visit the KCNA (Korean Central News Agency) website! And do not forget to check out newshaiti, the place to get the latest Haitian news! I certainly hope the political situation in Haiti improves!

10 February, 2007

Photobucket pissed me off today. They had stupid ads. Yeah, really dumb ads. First, there was this ad which said, ''Andrea, 18, looking for an older guy, for lots of fun!'' And they showed this video of some latin asshole dancing provocatively. The bottom of the ad read - ''Meet hot latin girls today!'' I mean bloody hell, latin girls are so ugly. And this ad made sound that sucked. I really felt like taking an AK-47 and gunning that asshole to death.

And the other stupid ad was ''Some people do not think of dogs as pets. They think of them as vermins to be killed. Is that OK with you?'' I mean, if you fucking dog lovers think that dogs are more important than humans, I have nothing to say. But killing dogs is for humans sake. I mean stray dogs spread diseases. Of course you have to kill them. Yeah I know pet dogs are cute, but stray dogs are disease-carriers. That stupid ad was trying to entice me to join them in the shit crusade against dog killas. Stupid assholes.

Speaking of animals, I can't understand, to this very day, why people are so concerned when animals like koalas and pandas and whales and dolphins are going to be extinct. I mean, if they die, how does it affect us? We can still live right? If chickens and ducks and cows and pigs are about to be extinct, then that is cause for worry. Our food supply is threatened. But far-fetched animals which we haven't seen in our lives? Why should we care? I don't know. I should go for a nature-talk cum seminar.

09 February, 2007

Wah lao eh na bei chao ji bai fucking blogger, they kanina force me to switch to this fucking Google account, say got what 'new features' and everything will remain the same, bloody hell, they changed the fucking layout of my dashboard make it fucking ugly, I want my old dashboard back, at first they kept encouraging switching to the new google account, but I refused, and now they started a full-scale campaign to get everyone to switch to the nabei google account!?
FUCK GOOGLE!

Sorry everyone, not posted for quite some time, reason being I wanted to study, and it was common test week. Now that the common tests are over, I will slack a little, but only for this weekend. Man, there's a bloody hell lot of homework and stuff to get done, really.

Ok I have lots to post. Firstly, I was selected, together with Gao Yi, Yong Yuan, Su Yong, and one other guy for some Lion Dance by the Wushu team. I'm supposed to be a dog on stage, acting like some funny baby of the Lion. I'm supposed to wear this hairy costume that looks like a bear costume. It's ridiculous!

And now, let's talk about Communism! Well, not really communism. About the issue of China and Taiwan. Now, everyone knows China is led by the Communist Party. Yep, it's a prosperous communist nation, unlike North Korea. Ok, why is there this nation Taiwan in the first place? The 国民党 retreated there lah. So China not happy and wants Taiwan back. Re-unification is what China wants. Yeah, so should Taiwan join China? Imagine Taiwan going communist. Wow, that's strange. Few countries recognise Taiwan. Notable countries which do recognise Taiwan are Haiti, Malawi, Swaziland, and the Holy See.

Common test! I hope to get good marks for History, Science, Maths, and Eng. But Higher Chinese I'm a bit worried. My first part, the tian xie ci yu thing, I thing I got 18/20, but the rest simply screwed. I miss the old system of testing, just memorise then can.

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