ilovecars: March 2007

How bloody lucky can I get man. Today during PE did 2.4km, after that I was damn sweaty, like I just taken a bath. Then, as all of you know, people like me and a quite a few others change in class. I hate changing in the toilet because it is damn stuffy and I become un-perked up. So I change in class. Then in order to change, have to take off PE shirt first right? So I took off my shirt (anyone outside the class can see from the windows) and used my hankerchief to dry myself (should have used a towel dammit). Ok so I was just wearing the PE pants and drying myself with the hankerchief, and guess who stolled along? The PRINCIPAL, MR LEE HAK BOON! THE PRINCIPAL! To make things worse, he had VISITORS WITH HIM! THE PRINCIPAL WITH VISITORS! AND I WAS JUST WEARING MY PE PANTS! And so Mr Lee went, "Wah, what is this? Body show ah?" Then I ran to the corner of the class so nobody could see. (Zhenxi was also changing but had the common sense to duck behind the tables) And I was like, wow, I was like a flasher! Women guests as well okay? Freaking hell. I was an exhibitionist wtf. No I'm not it was not intended at all bloody hell.

Japs apologised! Yea finally.

Got a whole lot of shit to do. I finished the LE WS 2 and the D and T stuff I owe Mr Teng. Really I hate theory D and T but I love practical D and T, when you have to make the stuff, buff the stuff, saw the stuff, file the stuff, screw the stuff hahaha.

But still have Bio Journal. Only half-done. And yes, the FUCKING NLB SHIT. KNNBCCB.

Oh ya, still have Chinese Bi Ji check dictionary thing. As well as revising the Gong Han format and re-memorising Man Jiang Hong. Ta Ma De.

And yes, my last thing to do..... play badminton as well as I can. Must beat Zing! Just can't dammit.

Air-con broke down! Sleeping using the fan, quite nice what.

Alright. First Ferdinand Mar, then Brian Wong, and now, Daniel Ong! Ok what am I talking about? Religious conversion. Yadda, thats what I'm talking about. In P5 Ferdinand Mar was out spreading Christian stuff in my class and said something like, "Christianity is the true religion. Don't believe in it, and you will go to hell. Believers will all go to heaven." Then, Brian Wong came along last year when I was Sec 1 and said talked the same stuff, and his final words were about the same, "Christianity is the true religion. Don't believe in it, and you will go to hell. Believers will all go to heaven." Then today, Daniel Ong told me, "Christianity is the true religion. Don't believe in it, and you will go to hell. Believers will all go to heaven." Argh! With these three people I discussed about Christianity. I am Buddhist but ok, so I discussed. And all of them, when I discussed with them, were quite persistent. Especially Daniel today. Three people have tried to convert me man! Lucky I have strong willpower. My answer to it is NO! I shall not convert and no matter how many people come to sway me I will continue to stand firm. I know as part of Christianity they have to go about trying to influence them, to get them to convert so that more "people will go to heaven." But by saying this, you are saying that all other religions are a FARCE! I cannot tolerate this. By saying that Christianity is the true religion makes sense because you're Christian, but as a Buddhist myself, I proclaim that Buddhism is the correct religion and I shall not listen to missionaries. I HAVE THE WILLPOWER! I SHALL NOT BE INFLUENCED! (To all my Christian blog readers, no offense, but just as you guys proclaim that Christianity is the true religion, I have the right to proclaim Buddhism is as well. And so do other people of other religions. Religious freedom is guaranteed by the Singapore constitution!)

Wow, some shopping centre in Ang Mo Kio has just opened. Since Sec 1 everyday on the way to CHS I will pass by the place, and saw it build up slowly and surely. Now it's completed! I should visit.

Wah kao, today got scolded by Mr Goh YH. Ya, but, instead of following the example of immature and ignorant bloggers, I am not going to flame him or blast him. Instead this is what happened. He made the whole class run for talking (I was NOT talking ok?!) So bloody hell, I never talk why must I run? But actually Mr Goh WANTED us to run all along, its just that he needed an excuse, so ok, never mind. Then I walk. Not that I wanted to. I just cannot, maybe. I can run pretty fast for 400m, but not more than that. No stamina. I have phobia of heart attack. So I don't run. But because of me the whole class ran 8 rounds, so my apologies for this. During PE lessons, bloody stupid warm up. I think I should train my sit-ups. Then my push ups and inclined pull ups, before moving on to vertical pull ups. Ok. And yeah I just found out that everyone's 马步 is not standard one. Legs are way too wide, they should only be slightly more than shoulder width, and your feet have to be parallel, both facing the front, it's quite hard, and that's what Brian Wong said. Ok so if thats the case I doubt many, including myself, can do it. (Either your leg muscles not strong enough or you have no balance)

And Mogadishu Somalia is going CRAZY! What the hell lah. Stupid transitional government, and bloody Ethiopians and Ugandans, why can't they live Somalia alone? At least it has less cases of extreme poverty and they have good internet access. Those bloody assholes are trying to bring down Somalia to be as lousy as them, poorly developed shit, under the pretext of "peace-keeping". Enough man, stop bringing pain to the Somali people, go and concentrate on changing your shitty stuff into better stuff instead of bothering the Somali people, seriously.

North Korea abandoning nuclear program! Good! They will receive aid to help the malnourished citizens, who are as thin as the Africans. But in case you don't know, North Korea has a 99% literacy rate, despite their poverty. You may think that it is untrue and nothing but a farce coming from the North Korean authorities, but it actually makes sense, since if the people are not literate, they would not be able to understand North Korean propaganda, and this would hamper the government's authoritarian regime.

I came across a joke on the Internet. It goes like this.

Four babies were born on the same day at KK Hospital. One was German, one was Jewish, one was Filipino, and another was Singaporean. They were somehow mixed up and the doctors had no way of finding who was who. They were thinking of an idea, when suddenly, one of the doctors came up with a brilliant idea.

He went up to the four babies, and proclaimed, "Hail Hitler!" The German baby immediately raised his hand in salute, the Jewish baby shitted in his diapers and started crying, and the Singaporean baby pointed his finger at the Jewish baby and said to the Filipino baby, "Go clean that up and change his diapers."

This shows the common conception of the fours peoples. Haha.

Today played badminton for 3 hours straight damn tiring.

Oh yeah, I think I'm screwed. I created the tham MSN account thing, and used it in conjunction with Zhenxi. Oh no! I'm damn screwed. I probably will be taken to see the principal and parents will be called up. Oh no! But I have since deleted the account. Now what am I supposed to do I don't know. Its very screwed. I think I'll shoulder all the responsibility, since I was the one who created the account. So maybe out of 100% of the blame, I'll take 90% and Zhenxi 10%. I don't think anyone else is responsible for this. Marcus has been trying to defend himself extremely strongly.

Ha ha ha. Today has got to be the funniest. Ya.

Ok you see today had Wushu so go to school at 9am. Ya then train 3 hours until 12pm. Then there was 2 hour break before training resumed. So went to Junction 8 with Zhen Sheng and Zhi Ler for lunch. Zhi Ler went to library, and Zhen Sheng had some things to do. So he ask me buy fishburger for him first, later he would pay me. Ok so I went to Mcdonalds to buy (met Jency Chua what a small world it is) and ate there. Then saw the MI eating with Kwan Ter and Chingay. So we went up the escalator near Cafe Cartel to 'spy' on them, damn funny ah. Then suddenly MI look up shock the hell out of me and Zhen Sheng so run away, and all this while MI was looking at us. So we went to the Neoprint shop nearby the cinema...not to take stupid neoprints but to be funny hahaha. Zhen Sheng such a pervert, he went about peeping at girls taking neoprints inside. (He looked under the cloth wtf) I was not pervertic but vulgar. So I pointed the finger at people inside HAHAHAHA. Ya so after that me and Zhen Sheng go inside a machine (got sofa inside sia) and pointed middle fingers at the camera DAMN FUNNY AH. Then I looked at the price for a few photos and I was like NA BEI! Take a few ji bai photos need $10? Siao. Damn siao. Man, I think its damn stupid to waste $10 on photos with stupid poses (own opinion hahaha) but if the photos you're gonna take have MIDDLE FINGERS, ah, thats more like it. The photo is now worthwhile. If I'm not wrong after taking you can add your own words to the photos right? Maybe "Fuck you" or "Chao Ji Bai" are good words to put on the photo. Yeah man hahaha.

Bang!

Rao ah Rao, Rao Lao Shi!

School Politics

The school is an amazing place to see human psychology, social science, emotion, and politics at work. Yes. So indeed, without a mastery of proper school politics and cardplay, it would be hard to have an enjoyable time at school.

Teachers. Yes teachers. Teachers can take four paths.

The first path is the most desirable one. The teacher is well-liked by students and the students are well disciplined. They take the teacher's work seriously. An example is, lets say, Mr Wee?

The second path is the teacher becoming well-liked, but students may not take his work seriously. Perhaps Mr Goh falls into this category.

The third path is the teacher becoming not well liked, and in more severe cases, hated by students. Mrs Tham is an example. However, students take the work seriously.

The fourth path is a teacher that is hated and students cannot care less about his work. Mr Chan Tep Kok is a sad example.

Therefore, to excel in school, there must be proper respect for the teacher and the work given by him/her.

Social life in school can be a nightmare or a heaven. One example of a test of popularity and attentiveness is when a teacher asks everyone to get into groups for a project. The ones left without a group are the ones with poor attention and social skills. For example, Ms Govin made everyone get into their groups for the history project. Bryan Lee, instead, chose to sit at his chair and not give two hoots about it. Therefore, in the end, he was group-less. This is not only because he refused to get into groups, but also because he is not well-liked by others because he has a record of slacking during projects (I can definitely vouch for this during last year's chemistry project he didn't do any damn thing). So let us improve the way the social groups in school interact!

Screw Catholic High lah. Fucking hell. Stupid asshole system. I just found out the fucking truth about Catholic High. There are no formal examinations. And it is true. BECAUSE THE FUCKING SCHOOL HAS NO FUCKING CA1 AND CA2, INSTEAD, THEY THINK THEY'RE DAMN GOOD AND HAVE COMMON TESTS. AND COMMON TESTS HAVE A LOWER TIME LIMIT. FORMAL EXAMINATIONS, THEY GIVE MORE TIME TO COMPLETE THE PAPER. BUT THIS FUCKING COMMON TEST! IT IS ONLY 45 MINUTES!!!! WHAT KIND OF SCREWED SHIT IS THIS? BLOODY FUCKING ASSHOLE, I WILL TAKE A MEAT CHOPPER AND SLASH THE NECK OF THE ASSHOLE WHO SUGGESTED THIS IDEA. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH PROJECT WORK?!?! IS IT TESTED IN THE O LEVELS? AND HOW MANY PERIODS DOES IT TAKE UP A WEEK? ONE! HOW MANY PERIODS DO MATH TAKE UP A WEEK? FOUR. SCIENCE? FOUR. HISTORY? THREE. AND THE SCHOOL MADE IT COMPULSORY TO PASS THE FUCKING JI BAI PROJECT WORK. IF YOU DON'T PASS YOU GET RETAINED FOR A YEAR. BUT IF YOU DON'T PASS MATHS, SCIENCE, OR HISTORY, YOU DO NOT. WHAT DOES THIS SHOW? THIS SHOWS SOME FUCKING BASTARD DECIDED TO MAKE PROJECT WORK MORE IMPORTANT!!!! I REALLY WANT TO DUNK THIS ASSHOLES HEAD INTO BOILING WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KA NI NA BEI CHAO JI BAI!

But wait a minute. What I wrote above was written in a moment of anger. So it probably is very biased and makes no sense. But never mind. I love Catholic High School for everything except the above reasons. Hey anyway the post above is controversial. If any New Paper reporter chances upon it, my what fun! We can expose Catholic High's stupid system. Yay. Unreasonable.

Holiday begun arh. Ya.

Today Mrs Tham came in and crapped about a whole lot of crap. First she came in and shouted why 9 people had not had their travel forms signed. (Amazingly, I was not of them.) Then she asked many people why they failed subjects and said other classes were catching up blah blah blah. (I did not fail any subjects, lowest was Higher Chinese 59/100.) So great. I was not caught for anything, yay! But wait. She asked who never borrow books from the mobile library. And some crap excuses were "I had an $18.90 fine so I could not borrow any books" "I not sure whether I member" and my excuse has really got to be the best. It was "I had borrowed four other books before today so I cannot borrow anymore." Very valid excuse, which is true.

Hey ya by the way who want to come badminton meet? Wednesday 2pm Yishun sports hall (near Khatib MRT), confirmed people going myself, ZeJun, and Desmond. All are welcome. Pls let me know if you want to come, ty.

Click on the World Map on top for a closer view.

Highlighted in Red is the 'Axis of Evil' claimed by the United States. The countries are North Korea, Iraq, and Iran.

Highlighted in Yellow is the 'Beyond Axis of Evil', a new axis of evil created by a diplomat. The countries are Cuba, Libya, and Syria.

Highlighted in Blue is the 'True Axis of Evil' claimed by North Korea. The countries are the United States, Israel, and Japan.

FUCK THE BLOODY SERVICE CALLED TAGGED!

Some unknown MSN contact of mine added me as some friend on the 'Tagged' friend meeting service and send me 12 FUCKING EMAILS, ALL OF THEM SAYING, "CHARMAINE HAS TAGGED YOU! IS CHARMAINE YOUR FRIEND?" 12 FUCKING TIMES. STUPID. SO I SEND 12 EMAILS BACK TO HER, ALL OF THEM THE CONTENT WERE -

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TAGGED INVITATIONS"

Really man, this is not the first time Tagged has pissed me off. I don't know how many fucking times I have unsuscribed from their bloody service, how many times I un-suscribed 'shiny_honda@hotmail.com', and yet this bloody Tagged won't give up. FUCK TAGGED. I SAY ONE MORE TIME. FUCK TAGGED.

The Irish hate the British, the British hate the French, the Russians hate the Ukrainians, the Indians hate the Pakistanis, the Greeks hate the Turkish, the Dominicans hate the Puerto Ricans, the Arabs hate Israel, the Chinese hate the Japanese, the Koreans hate the Japanese, and vice versa for all. What a world full of hate we live in! Why do these people hate each other? Because they compete for recognition. Each of them claims to be the original, but it is always disputed.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I do not use Friendster, but that does not mean I do not have an account. It's a psycho account, I sound like a madman, like a paedophile in that Friendster account. No I don't use it to make friends, I SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WHO READ IT, HAHAHA. Check it out, go to Friendster, and search for ilove55665566@hotmail.com, it's a lunatic account.

buto sa ba ang soon tong!

No pork video made by me, credits go to original creator. (Pics of the same 2 fellows from RI Ah Beng vulgar quarrel used)

Bloody Chun Kiat. This post is serious. I know my posts are usually not that serious, but this one is. Chun Kiat attempted to assault me today. Taking the spear during Ws, he tried to cut my face and stab my stomach. Man, he was swinging that thing at me damn dangerously and closely. If I had not taken a few quick steps back I'll be in hospital for stab wounds and cuts. Freaking hell, that bloody hell of a son of a bitch has really got me angry. This is too much. I never attempted assault him before, not even after he started showing attitude problems. Whatever the fucking reason I will not be doing anything unless he tries again. If he does try again, and I don't get hit, I will have to report assault. If he hits me, then I'm afraid I will punch the FUCKING HELL OUT OF HIM. This is only a last resort, which will be implemented only if Chun Kiat continues un-diplomatic behaviour. Chao ji bai.

And yeah, let's welcome my two new blog readers, Zhi Ler and Zhen Shen! If you two are reading this, there is a blue Cbox message box on the right side. Scroll around and you should find it. Leave a msg yeah?

Finally, bloody burden of the fucking projects...fuck the IT project, it's fucking idiotic, and fuck the project work. I'm ok with the rest.

But hey, I am ok with my results. A big improvement from last year which was screwed. Maths got 89, History 87, Science 74, LE 67. Higher Chinese 31/50 for common test. Anyone know what is the percentage of the Chinese let me know on Cbox thx.