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NDP 2007 Rehearsal

Mr Ngan's funny face.

It's hard to believe that this funny looking person actually was the invigilator for my PSLE, (or the whole of 6B for that matter)

OMG ITS SO FUNNY.

High-nosed teacher. Lee Ong.

HAHAHA

Side photo, she still looks damn funny.

Tomorrow is the start of the common test. Ok, good luck to myself and everyone else who is reading this.

I'd like to blast Wesley's views regarding Cat High and elitism.

First of all, based on Wesley's views, he is obviously elitist and looks down on everyone else, he also feels that Cat High is not an elite school. These are some things he said in response to some questions.

Wesley: Catholic High can never be an elite school.

Why do you say so?

Wesley: Certain things must be fulfilled. First, an elite school is racist. Look at ACS (I). The students there are racist.

Wtf. You are saying RI students are racist as well? RI is a multi racial school you know.

Wesley: Also, and elite school students do not speak Chinese. Only neighbourhood school students speak Chinese.

WTF? Damn bloody wrong statement. zk, you have made two mistakes in your statement.

No 1. You are insulting the English ability of 80% of students in Singapore. 80% are from neighbourhood schools and you're saying they can only speak Chinese and not know any English? And for that matter, what's wrong with Chinese huh?

No 2. You called every billingual student in "elite schools" a freaking banana. You're saying they lost their roots of their very own language and don't know any Chinese at all, which is freaking wrong. Sure, my chinese results are not as good as zk's, but at least I don't have this cursed mindset that he has.

Anyway, if I continue to write like this I will jolly well become a banana myself, so I'm posting what I said in Chinese.

Wesley: 好的学校的学生都会把别的种族拿来开玩笑。

这根本不对，因为这样说，是不是代表莱佛士书院的学生都会那别的种族来开玩笑？别忘记，莱佛士书院的学生都是各种种族的。

Wesley: 好的学校的学生都只是讲英语，不讲华语。讲华语的学生都是来之邻里学校。

这样说，是不是说新加坡百分之八十的学生不会讲英语？华语有什么不好呢？

你是说，每个从好的学校来的学生都不会讲华语，像你一样，是个香蕉人？

Shit my chinese really needs to improve hahaha.

Wth la... Zk and Lester have been trying to influence me to Christian rock. Man, can't they understand that I dont appreciate their genre of music at all? And purposely sing or play the music somemore. Wah lao. Listen to techno la.

Looking at MSN, I find that people display a wide variety of MSN nicks. Everyone with MSN can be split into 6 groups.

- People with emo nicks.
- People with philosophical nicks
- People with senseless nicks
- People with religious nicks
- People with nicks which advertise their name proudly
- People with foreign language nicks (Anything that is not Eng or Chinese is "foreign language"

People with emo nicks are people who are emotional and need social security. I can quote an example now - Edmund Aw! His nick is

my life depends on u now... i need u more than anything else... pls dun reject me when i need u most

People with philosophical nicks are people who ponder upon life and broadcast their theories on their nicks. I can quote somebody - Nathaniel! His nick is

The inhumanity of humanity, yet within inhumanity, humanity is found.

People with senseless nicks are people with nicks which make no sense at all. Such as Benjamin -

Soft - White - Absorbent

People with religious nicks are people who display their religion clearly and proudly on their MSN nicks. Mainly Christians, but a Muslim friend of mine once did. I can quote Lester

woo! church man rox my world!

People with nicks which advertise their name proudly love their names very much. Such as Andrew.

@&-{}R[-_-]w

Lastly, people with foreign language nicks love foreign languages very much, and usually, their foreign language nicks are their names in foreign languages, most notably Japanese, with tons of ppl displaying funny Jap names. In this case, I would quote somebody else, Melvyn Tan, with a French nick.

Français

It's Earth Day? Happy Earth Day!

It's CHMA? Dunno how its like. Brandon performed.

Whacked myself a few times by accident today. Good. Train pain endurance.

Standing broad jump I competition with Zing today lost to him by a shoe's length.

I fear for Old Folklore movie 2. Relations with ZJ have been strained over the incident.

All right, basically what happened was Edmund threw a correction tape at me, I got pissed and thought Zejun threw it at me, threw it at Zejun with a lot of force, hit Zejun, Zejun intimidated me, I retreated to back of class, picked up a chair, Zejun took a table, some vulgarities uttered, Mr Ang sees it, confiscates name tags, we go to Mr Teo and tell him what happens, and then the class is called out, pump 15 each, and thats it.



Anyway, here is basically how I threw the thing at Zejun (I thought it was a metal stapler at first) Click on picture for clearer view.

Wow, amazing! My blog has been around for more than 2 years now. Good. I'm gonna keep it that way.

These days I have been making hot dogs to for my meals. Ever since I bought and eaten a simple hotdog from our 2-2 stall I felt that the hot dog is a simple yet tasty dish. And come to think about it, the prices we charged were downright ridiculous. A hotdog I made myself, which has, apart from the bun and sausage, lots of stuff. Bacon bits, lettuce, cheese, mustard, and tomato sauce. Such a hotdog would have cost $6! But never mind.

This is my Chinese Yan Jiang so far. Will still edit and add some more parts to it.

　　　　　　　　　演讲
在我们生活中，我们常常觉得帮助别人是浪费时间，浪费力气，所以我们以为不帮别人是没什么大不了的事情，不需要大惊小怪。但是事实刚好相反。深刻地想一想，如果整个世界的人都这种“事情没发生在我身上，我何必管别人？”的想法，那么谁会去老人照顾那老人，谁会去孤儿院陪伴那些寂寞的孤儿，谁会去追偷了老婆婆的钱包的歹徒，谁会见义勇为的跳进河里救那个不会游泳的小弟弟？
就是因为人自然会想帮助别人，但是因为人类越来越发达，人发明了钱，使了有些人把钱当生活最重要的东西。他们的想法是，“我帮他，会不会得到钱，会不会得到奖品？”这种想法是错的，无论是什么事情，我们要奋不顾身地帮别人。当然，帮助别人是一回事，当个傻瓜是另一回事。如果一个人不会打架，却要追一个抢了老婆婆的钱包的歹徒，真是个傻瓜，如果一个人不会游泳，但却跳进深的游泳救一个肥胖的小孩，真是一个白痴。所以我们帮别人之前，要先想一想我们有没有那个本领才去做。

And wish everyone a happy Youth Day! I played some NFSU 2 and my toy cars to relive my primary school days.

Sorry, no updates for a very long time, leading "someone you know" the fucking asshole to declare my blog is dead, and say my video sucks. Yeah, honestly it does, but the fucking bastard behind "someone you know" is a useless coward, I want to split you by 5 horses. Yea I would like to see who the hell you are.

Ah crap, stupid guy made me angry. Ignore the last paragraph if you are not that idiot, ya? Yesterday was HOMECOMING DAY. A very good day. Yes, I think 2-2's stall has made lots of money! Business was pretty good. A hotdog with sauce cost $2, a hotdog with toppings cost $3, and a hotdog with both sauce and toppings cost $4. Any additional toppings or sauce would cost another $1. See why our stall made so much money? Yay I cannot wait to findout just how much money we made.

A lot of time was spent at Zk's house playing computer games and my Xbox. Quite fun. My NFSU 2 skills had detoriated, but still good enough to win some races on "hard" difficulty. On the Xbox, we mostly played PGR2. Finally, I met my match! Lester Sim is incredibly good at PGR2 and frankly speaking I think we're on par! Ya, when we race either I win or he wins. He's fun to play with as he's a good challenge. Sadly, I don't think I'll be playing any games for quite a while.

And what should I film for IT project?