Do you like Mathematics? Is it your favourite subject? For most of us, the answer may be 'no'. Too bad. To me, the answer is both yes and no.Have you studied for Higher Chinese Common Test? If you have the time to be reading this, then I strongly advise you to start studying.

By the way, I usually update my blog at night.

It seems that Nathaniel Wong is leading! Indeed, he does perform well in all subjects, and I have never seen him being scolded before in any lesson. So the winner is Nathaniel! Another poll coming soon.

You wouldn't want to be in TAF club. You will hate it.

Today the two teachers had some announcements to make. They were unhappy about people skipping TAF, especially from 1-3 and 1-7. He said that TAF is considered an OFFICIAL lesson, and if you skip TAF, it equal to someone skipping lessons. If you go to school, you MUST go for TAF. The only time when you can be excused from TAF is when you are away from school altogether. Otherwise, don't tell the teacher that you're not well. To them, its crap.

Those teachers expect all TAF pupils to be down at the Grandstand IMMEDIATELY when recess starts. They give 5 minutes allowance. Late by a second, and its 2.4 km run for you. Apart from that, you are to be in PE attire. Damn shit. Bloody hell. Some teachers like to hold you the whole class back during recess, causing the class to be late for recess for about 5 minutes. How can I explain to the teachers? They think its bloody rubbish!

Whats behind all this TAF? They want the whole school to be a bunch of skinny people? Is this what they want? The teachers ask: ''How long do you exercise in a week? You probably never exercise! So we have to make you exercise!'' Very funny. I never exercise? What bloody crap is that?! The standard exercising time for a person in a week is 30 mins,, 3 times a day, making it 1.5 hours. For someone overweight, maybe you need to triple that. Make it 4.5 hours. Dosen't my CCA count? 3 hours. PE lessons don't count? 100 minutes. Well above what is required.

TAF sucks big time. I will skip TAF, but I will not eat or drink. Just starve during recess. Do the teachers have a problem with that?!!? I can skip TAF if I want. In my primary school, I managed to evade many things. I only evaded things which were not necessary. This TAF is not necessary if I don't eat. This is a win-win situation. Even if I get caught, the most that would happen is that the teacher just scold, then call parents. Call lah, this is such a small matter. I refuse to waste my time on this. As much as possible, I will go for TAF. If I skip TAF, I will not eat or drink anything except water.

Who is Gerald Ling? Maybe those from Catholic High primary may know. He's a fat guy from class 1-7, and I've got into friendly fights with him before. He calls people 'ugly little dicks' and he always has another fellow following him.

Any more info about this guy? Post on Cbox.

Yo I had to leave earlier for Wushu competition, so I missed the second half of lessons.

What photos do you all like? Anything you want me to create a poll about? Tell me, and I assure you that I will get them up if the demand is high.

Wesley Soo, with Donovan Tan at the back.

3 people

Blur Yong Kang

A very distorted Wesley!

What's happening to Colin?

Hanwen looks in PAIN

Yong Kang's face looks distorted

Brandon's dead head

Nicholas Poh is attacked too!

Colin is about to be attacked!

I am going to create a new poll soon. I don't know what poll it should be, so leave comments on Cbox.

Its been decided, the most handsome guy in class is - Joel Toh! This decision is made by looking at the votes. If you think Joel should NOT be the most handsome guy, then do leave comments.

I don't understand why people enjoy playing Maplestory, the hell of a lousy game. Its so childish, not even 3d! But I think I know it's appeal, its an online game, can meet with other people online.

People in Singapore play it, but globally, more recognised games are Warcraft, FIFA, Runescape, Need For Speed (Any version), and the smooth Multiplayer Grand Theft Auto.

Most people have not played GTA, but its an extremely fun game. Especially with the multiplayer function, you can play with other people online, like CS.

One 'game' that sucks the most is... Quest Atlantis! Its simply a damn waste of time. There is also a PATHETIC attempt to make it seem real, as if the worlds inside them are real. What Atlantian Council? What Ranger Bartle? Lame. However, the Gems and Minerals are good. They help make QA a lot more acceptable. You can also see other people online, which is good. Just turn off the shitty animations. It would be good to put some essence of Runescape inside by having a place to fight, and some GTA inside by having cars which you can jack from other players. But that would take the educational part away from QA. So too bad, just put up with the damn QA and try to enjoy it.

Ivan Ng

Punk guy

Two people sleep in perfect harmony!

Colin Cheng!

Night Kid Lester

Looks like Zhi Yang!

Jiawei looks down.

Hanwen looks like some boss here.

Justin is attacked by the dentist! Will he survive?

Poor Brandon is attacked by the dentist!

Yong Kang, the corrupt class chairman!

Jordan Lee looks FRIGHTENING!

Hanwen STRANGLES Andrew!

Some facts your probably didn't know.

A human has a bone just after the spine ends, which helps proves that humans once had tails (possibly).

In Chicago, there is a law which prohibits people from eating in a place that is on fire.

A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.

A lions roar can be heard from five miles away.

40% of Mcdonald's profits come from Happy Meals.

A murder is committed in the US every 23 minutes, which makes about 22852 murders each year.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

About 10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you.

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."

Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only 1, and i repeat, ONE, testicle.

All the swans in England are property of the Queen.

90% of all American Taxi drivers are recently arrived foreign immigrants.

Brazil is the only country to have played in every World Cup soccer tournament.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down so you could see his moves.

Bruce Lee had a German grandfather.

By the time a child finishes Primary School, he would have witnessed 100000 acts of violence on television.

China has more English speakers than the United States. (Frankly I don't believe this)

China's Beijing Duck Restaurant can seat 9,000 people at one time.

I do not know whether these are true, I just got them from a website.

I'm quite sure everyone has this phobia of being robbed or kidnapped. At least, even if you do not have this phobia, you fear being robbed or kidnapped a bit. Its your safety. Nobody wants to be a victim of a crime, be it rape, robbery, kidnapping. Sometimes, your life is at risk when you are robbed. A robbery can just go wrong. Therefore, readiness is your only protection. Be alert at all times. When possible, try to travel in groups. If there is really nothing you can do and you have to be alone, then try to get to your destination quickly. Worst come to worst, bring a weapon. Do not bring knives, you can be arrested for bringing a potentially dangerous weapon. Bamboo poles are impractical. What should you bring, then?

Water gun. But don't fill it up with water. Fill it up with *extremely* spicy sauce, like Tabasco pepper sauce. Or you can try creating a mix. Whatever you do, test the sauce by pouring a little of it on your skin. (I repeat, only a BIT) You will feel the burning sensation. Its quite painful. Imagine someone shooting a whole blast of this spicy sauce on your face! It would be extremely painful. So, this is one of the best things you can bring with you. Another thing that makes this 'weapon' so good is that robbers will underestimate it. They won't know whats inside. So, when you whip this 'weapon' out, he will probably sneer at you and come closer. Thats when you shoot. At his face. Aim for his eyes. He will be temporarily blinded. Seize the opportunity and escape! One more thing that makes this 'weapon' good is that it causes no lasting damage to your attacker. That means you won't get in trouble with the law. But you probably won't need to bring this with you.

http://www.cmsc1-2.blogspot.com/ This is class 1-2's soccer blog. Its kinda cool how they put everything.

Its now Good Friday, beginning of a nice long weekend. Enjoy it while it lasts.

www.sinnz.blogspot.com Hanwen's blog! It simply rocks!
www.1-2rox.blogspot.com Controlled by Andrew, Zhen Kai, and me, this 1-2 blog is worth visiting!

Have you noticed something? Mr Goh Kee Yong has been absent for the past few days. Wonder what's happened to him? I've not seen him.

Its time to think of something. I do wish that the class could keep quiet during Mr Lee's math lesson. Don't make so much noise. As for Yuan Lao Shi, we should do the same. Don't always make a din.

Anyway, I'm thinking of having some posts in Chinese. Should that be done? Leave comments on Cbox.

Ivan Ng

Zk and Andrew, you haven't sent me the username and password. I can't post the photos if I don't have them!

I don't understand why people send chain emails. The simply suck. But they rock because I can add more people's Msn address. Fun.

Literary Expressions, we have a drama project. Its boring.

Geography. Quest Atlantis simply sucks.

Mathematics. Ace-Learning ROCKS!

The damn stupid idiot asshole TAF club. It SUCKS LIKE HELL! I used to look forward to recess, now I hope it never comes. No eating during the TAF club. Only fruits. But no durians. DAMN! I think TAF club members should be given these choices-

Exercise during TAF, but get to eat after that.

OR

Don't go for TAF, but no eating and drinking anything, except for water.

Isn't it much better? As for water, I always go to the canteen and buy the $1 Ice Mountain Mineral Water. Its refreshingly cold. Whatever.

That SHC, always forces me to go for TAF, its ok, I feel the need to go, but he has no right to shout and make me go. Anyway, SHC likes to physically attack me. Its ok.

Hello everyone! Today was he day when Colin Cheng complained that a lot of people where teasing him and making a joke out of him. Some people who were called out by Mrs Tham were Brandon, Lester, Brian Lee, Desmond and Jiawei. Among these people, Desmond was innocent. I mean, he has not called Colin names openly, right? At least I never heard him tease Colin. Jiawei is also another innocent guy. When I asked Colin about it, he replied that Jiawei was becoming more hostile towards him. Even if he was, that is a trivial matter! I mean, its not like Jiawei had used vulgarities to scold Colin or insulted him openly. Its just that Jiawei does not want to talk to Colin. A person cannot expect absolutely EVERYONE to talk to him, right? Its ridiculous.

Anyway, during assembly today, most of the items were fine, the drums and stuff. But the dance where a lot of teachers and a few students went up on the stage, it was terrible. There was one dancer who went down the stage and around the hall. A lot of people shouted 'Ah! Ghost! Ghost!'
Amazing.

The latin dance was not a latin dance at all. It was more like a sex dance. Disgusting, was it not? But still, we should respect the dance. I did a little check on the internet, and indeed, thats how a latin dance is like.

So, do continue to visit www.1-2rox.blogspot.com, the class blog.
Due to some technical problems, the photos will be delayed. I'll post them by Sunday.

Ivan Ng

What is the most significant event today? The dental check-up of course!

One of the most disgusting people was Wesley. He seemed to be drooling and foaming at the mouth. Eeee.....

Anyway, expect to see photos of the dental check-up soon. With permission from the people whose photos I took of course.

From now on, I will post any significant events which happen during school!

Chua Yong Kang felt very uncomfotable today! He looked as if he had constipation, headache, stomachache, fever, all at one time! Therefore, he looked extremely pale, his eyes looked weak. He was really nian qing chun bai at that time, not due to shock but to discomfort. Yuan Lao Shi, seeing that YK was like that, massaged his head. YK's eyes opened and closed weakly. He was obviously unwell. Mrs Tham came, and took YK away with the help of ZK.

Anyway, I am here to warn all of you that the Higher Chinese Oral Examination will take place by this week. So, if during any of Yuan Lao Shi's classes, she may just test you, but she does not say anything. So, be prepared to read. Revise 'San Bu'.

Its already April, everyone. I'm quite sure you can remember your first day of school. It's no longer your first day of school. We are all down to April, soon it will be May, then June.

Anyway, what do you think of Ace-Learning and Quest Atlantis?
Ace-Learning is simply a website where you can do questions on Mathematics. Quest Atlantis is basically a Geography game.

I simply love Ace-Learning, for one thing, it is straight to the point. Just do the questions. Quest Atlantis is boring, you just walk around, 'talk' to fake looking people, send answers to a so-called 'council', and earn stupid things called lumins. Ace-Leaning is competitive. Quest Atlantis is not that competitive, and I think it is not really related to the Singapore syllabus. Ace-Learning is BASED on the Singapore Mathematics syllabus. Apart from that, the characters in Quest Atlantis look irritating, the graphic designers could have done a better job. The animators have made the characters move around, scratch their legs, wipe their shirts, and do a whole lot of trash, if the character is not moving. While the objective of this is to make it more realistic, it has come to a point where it is unnatural. Now, the characters have the qian bian look.

So compare the two, and tell me what you think. Leave comments in the CBOX. Vote for Ace or QA!

Ivan Ng

Sports Night was a GREAT day!

After coming from J8, a few of us watched Madagascar in class, courtesy of Joel Toh. Edmund Aw sat on a chair which was on a table, while Tanoto kept switching scenes. Zhenxi brought his PSP and Si Hua and Ze Jun played it. In a while, YK came and asked all of us to go down. The sky was dark. It was gloomy. It would rain. And it did.

Noel house had to go down near the canteen. I hated the cheers. I mean, I think shouting 'Noel Go! Noel Go!' would be better then 'Let me see you wave your hands!'. However, putting a banner was a good idea.

Soon, we had to go to the GrandStand. There, all the houses except Noel gave their cheers. Hey, wait. I was away when they were cheering. During the Sec 4 100m race, I saw Soo Yong. He represented Joseph House, but I hoped he would win, because he's my Wushu senior. Too bad, he didn't.

It was a waste I was at the Student Lounge while ZK and Colin ran. Damn it. But never mind. The whole thing was a mess. As it was raining, a lot of students were loitering at other places, like the corridors and the porch. When the rain eased a little, the teachers had to call the students back. I walked around with Chun Kiat a little and came back to the GrandStand just in time to sing the school song. After that, it ended.

I ran up the stairs. But Zhen Shen, Benjamin, and Hanwen did so, too. I managed to go up the stairs fast, but once I reached the top I could not run. Energy wasted.

Once in class, I saw Tanoto! I asked him for the $0.10, which he still had not paid. He said, 'Hey piece of shit! I need to earn it over the weekend man!'

Ivan Ng