28 August, 2005
27 August, 2005
ilovecars
If you see a thief stealing something in a shop, you could
-Grab the guy, punch his face, and throw him on the ground
-Call the shopkeeper, cashier, or security guard
What if he escapes? He would run away. You can now
-Chase him, pin him on the ground, and beat the hell out of him.
-Call the police and the thief may escape before you know it.
26 August, 2005
ilovecars
One day, two guys, Bill and Phil, were walking down the street. Bill was timid while Phil was tough, although they were of exactly same size, weight, height, etc. Suddenly, they are confronted by a gang of thugs. Bill, being timid, immediately screamed and got beaten up by the thugs. However, Phil was a tough guy and used his fists to beat up all the thugs. He went away unharmed. Think about it- both were of the same size but one got beaten up.
25 August, 2005
24 August, 2005
ilovecars
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20 August, 2005
13 August, 2005
09 August, 2005
ilovecars
On top of Mount Smokey,
all covered with string,
I took out my shotgun
and shot off his thing
I shot him with pleasure,
I shot him with pride,
I then shot his leg
and he suddenly died
I went to his funeral
some people cried,
I sat on his coffin
and more people died.
I opened his coffin,
he didn't look dead,
I took out a bazooka
and shot off his head